Teachers of SM Sung Siew
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We have quite a variety of teachers here at Sung Siew. Let me help you to learn about the different species of teachers live in Sung Siew.
The Ghost of Sung Siew. It’s BIG, it’s BAD but it’s really nice once you get to know it. This lovely specimen spends it’s time patrolling the dark pathways near the mad science lab and its office looking for unsuspecting victims. It happens to be one of the two Prime Evils of Sung Siew.
The Fastidious Lion of Sung Siew. It has the Lion’s Roar from Kung Fu Hustle, it is able to strike fear into our hearts just by looking at us but it still teaches us how to get 40 marks with ease for our PMR examination. This deadly creature is the other Prime Evil of Sung Siew.
The E & E. It is like a walking encyclopedia that gives us education and entertainment. It tells us stories about its experiences and is very knowledgeable in most subjects. It is the friendliest of all the species. However, do not test its patience because even it can lose its cool.
The Cause For Worry. It is very knowledgeable in History and Malay. It feeds off our fear of failure and stress. If we succeed, it will make sure we don’t the next time. Indirectly, this makes us think creatively so that come exam time, we will be well prepared.
The Queen. It is involved in all things English. It has a great personality, it is tough but fair and it is also a great counselor. It can be quite scary at times but most of the time it is one of our best friends. It has very interesting educational techniques.
The President. It is the head of the entire organization. It makes all the decisions. It is the most passive of all the species. It doesn’t get mad and is always poised. It is very diplomatic and always avoids conflicts whenever possible.
Johan Donough
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