Jokes!
Teacher : Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Johnny : I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
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A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."
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"Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card."
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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
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Teacher: Milton, how can you prove the earth is round?
Milton: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.
Carmen Wong (3B)